Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monster Sightings!


In the middle of March, a monster was sighted in the University District of Seattle. This monster appeared to be terrorizing a house of ailing health.

Due to the failing health of the house, the nature of the death is in question. The monster was seen hovering over the remains and showed little remorse. Local officials did not take the monster into custody.

Only two days later, the monster struck again at the house just next door. It appears that the motive for this murder was greed. The act itself was committed in daylight hours and had many observers. None of who tried to stop this horrendous act.

In the aftermath, one man sat there mourning the loss of the two houses. No ceremony was held, but memories of these houses will be forever be remembered when the monuments of condos are erected in their honor.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you get any pictures of the graffiti on the arson house before its untimely demise? If so, can I grab them from you sometime?

.j.net. said...

nope. sorry. I think someone from the greenhouse took pictures though.

Sharon said...

Where were the poor houses?

.j.net. said...

the university district. where are the students supposed to live now that all the homes are being renovated, cheaper housing being torn down, and condos being put up?

elle indsay said...

ben, i have a poloroid of one of the houses on my flickr -

http://www.flickr.com/photos/elle_indsay/2014077604/